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Q: China to claim the 7 new planets NASA discovered ?
Editors Note.
The following is a transaction of fiction and is not ment to be taken seriously.However it is a known fact that some readers are not too bright and will think this is true.
A bit like war of the world's.
Shortly after the American Space Agency NASA released details about the discovery of 7 planets a short 40 light years away .
A spokes person for Chinese Space exploration Mr Ho Flung Dun said that Nasa had only reaffirmed that China is truly the Middle Kingdom and that the new Planets were in fact the ancestral home of Chinese.
there was also a claim that the sea of tranquility was in fact known in ancient times as the South China Sea of Tranquility.
A international court will convine shortly to here the claims.
7 years 8 weeks ago in Arts & Entertainment - China
was an 'ancient map' discovered in China that shows the planets as part of the country? 
ha ha
Hotwater:
I'm sure there will be ancient wall etchings in a cave somewhere in Gansu that shows a sun surrounded by seven planets that will prove China found them first...
philbravery:
If nothing else the article (fiction) tells us what we already suspected....that Chinese come from a different planet to the rest of us .
haha,,,, wouldn't surprise me. some guy I was talking to here said to me since the world referred to it as the South China Sea that made it chinese territory. not sure if he believed that deep-down inside, but it kinda seemed like he did.
Cool,,, now Mexico just got a whole Gulf of their own! Japan too!
I mean have u looked at that nine-dash line? that is pretty damn cocky. at least BJ showing it has some balls ~
Englteachted:
Anyone seen the actual map on the CCtv news when they talk about it? No Chinese person I talked to ever has seen the actual map. When I showed it to them, they all said 'Oh!'. Seriously, that says it all.
was an 'ancient map' discovered in China that shows the planets as part of the country?
ha ha
Hotwater:
I'm sure there will be ancient wall etchings in a cave somewhere in Gansu that shows a sun surrounded by seven planets that will prove China found them first...
philbravery:
If nothing else the article (fiction) tells us what we already suspected....that Chinese come from a different planet to the rest of us .
When can we move to our new home planet and call it China? Seems like thats the trend.
That Great Wall turned the majority of them into cloistered, psychopathic clowns and crooks.
Does that mean Trump will call for planetary deportation?
Let's see this can get interesting! Historians and those who trace mankind's migration say that the North American Indians are people who migrated from Asia millenniums ago. They came from what is now Mongolia and China. Wow! does that mean the CPC will start to support the North America Natives in their land claims against the white man? Life could get interesting. Maybe even claim that the North American Natives are actually Chinese.
Shining_brow:
'mongoloid' =/= 'Chinese'.
And I seriously doubt you'd get any Chinese person trying to say they are 'mongoloid' rather than Chinese (even though most Caucasians are ok with their term!)
