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Q: How do you get rid of a Tiger?
A Tiger has been lurking for sometime now that people have taken it for granted. It is not big in size, but it has grown in ego. There have been many who have fallen prey to it.
i have, by far, tried being nice, but feel that as it is a beast, it too will eventually come for me. Have managed to subdue iy so far, but feel that it is time to raze it to the ground so that there is no chance of a reprisal or a surprise attack.
What do you think is the best way of putting down a beast?
I would recommend a .30-06 cal rifle. Seriously doubt you can get one in China.
Somehow, however, I suspect that this is not the type of tiger that you mean....
If you are Rupert Murdoch, you file for divorce....
Try a tiger trap. It's like a mouse trap, except bigger.
Cat Nip?
Tigers are only a big Pussy Cat
Most Pussy's like to play with their food (Christ that was bad ..... sorry everybody
)
invite some cantonese friends over for a catch it and eat it brunch
99Silva:
Oh crimo I knew you were a Hater, but a Hater Hater???
Hulk the million o's weren't necessary one was enough to get your point across.
Use your bare hands.
Go after the tiger, grab it by the neck and choke slam it against the tar. Drag it out to the speed bump at the end of your apartment complex, and smash it's face on the speed bump. Make sure you make plenty of manic sounds while doing it. Beasts do not like manic sounds.
Make sounds like "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR," "HOOOOWWWWWPPPP" while you have the most wild, desperately insane look in your eyes (how do I come up with this shat? I've visited friends at mental institutions before). Then grab it by the tail and whomp it left and right.
If it knocks you down and pounces on you, then get on up
Gotta get on up
You gotta get on up, now
Wait a minute, let me tell you
Everybody grab somebody
Turn this mutha into a party
Fellas take your lady's hand
Ladies go and choose your man...
(they put something in the sauce, I've officially lost my marbles
)
put salt on its tail and when it turns to lick the salt you hit it over the head with a frying pan. Works every time.
Putting down a beast? Wtf!! If you put that animal down you should seriously get charged! Call someone from the zoo or a professional that will be able to catch, trap and send it to where it belongs unharmed!! 
He he, I said: "catch"!
Are you allowed to take tigers on buses and in taxis in China?
It is illegal to harm a tiger in China. You probably are only after its penis, so try sneaking up on it from behind.
Put bear shit all around your house and it should eat everyone else first.
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo,
Catch a Tiger by the Toe,
If it Hollers, Let it go,
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.
tell her u ain't got no dough. so, maybe she will go, let's hope so.
*alternate answer: take it for a ride; riding a Tiger might be kinda fun after all ~
If there is a zoo near you why don't you call them and I am sure they would like to have it.
Just get a bottle opener, Tiger is a great beer to knock back after a long day.
