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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: Is it okay to masterbate on airplanes?
hi guys.im flying to australia next week and i'm going to be on the plane for 24 hoursto be honest never done that long without emptying myself so i'm gonna have to do it. im thinking maybe try the toilet but i might make a bit of noise and could take me a while as i wont have the internet to look atanyone think they'd be okay with this? should i let them know or should i just do it
8 years 15 weeks ago in Transport & Travel - China
You've just proven to us all that you're a wanker!
You can't go that long without "emptying yourself"? I thought you said you were female?
You've just proven to us all that you're a wanker!
You can't go that long without "emptying yourself"? I thought you said you were female?
silverbutton1:
Ive had it with these muthafooking snakes on this muthafooking plane!
It is not illegal just frowned up... well maybe till 9/11 and then they just spoiled it for everyone.
yes why not,then you could tell everyone you were apart of the 5 mile high club.
I say go for it
It most certainly is not, if it was I wouldn't be banned from flying British Airways. In my defense they ought to tell you these things as you board the plane.
make it challenging. bring a big blanket, and do it at your seat using a vibrator (im assuming you are a female).
so this reflects admins ability or lack of to moderate the site or how they encourage this behavior to get more trffic through the site
China's version of News of the World .
sooner or later someone in the industry will see a opportunity to start a expat site and echina will vanish to the web graveyard
I say; stand on your seat at meal time, catch people's eye and do it like a boss
Just do it. Life is too short, shake your body and moan loud as a thunder.
Just do it. Life is too short, shake your body and moan loud as a thunder.
"Attention Ladies and Gentlemen, we are experiencing some turbulence. Please return to your seat and fasten your seatbelts. The lavatories will be suspended until further notice".
Any form of smoking in airplane lavatories is illegal, and punishable as a federal offense.
Get a window seat and cover your lap with blankets. You can go to the lavatory to clean up afterwards.
And if your neighbour gives you an angry look, he's just feeling left out. It's only basic courtesy to jack him off too. If you couldn't find a window seat, or you get spotted, it's okay to have a bit of an orgy. Use the plastic plates from your meal to see how many you can keep spinning on top of the rods.
No... keep it in your pants and away from everyone... nobody wants a piece of your noodle.
Who would even ask that? Must have a bunch of kids using this site.