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Q: [NSFW / Poop talk] Your worst laduzi experience?

So today I had my worst food poisoning in China, one would think that after 10 years here I wouldn't get any of these anymore, well guess what...

 

I was in a remote part of Guangzhou with no McDonald's or restaurant with proper toilets around, so I literally had to do it like our ancestors behind a tree after making sure no one was looking. So much for my dignity...

 

Fortunately I had toilet paper with me, a good reminder on why you always should.

 

Finally I want to say screw you China, I never ever get sick like that anywhere else even in third world countries.

7 years 1 week ago in  Food  - China

 
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You could also brush your ... (is it '-self' or 'ass'?) against the  tree  bark .

 

Old  -Scout  -School, ......... you know.

RandomGuy:

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icnif77:

Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ...surprise than one in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me... once.

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I Yahoo-gle your reply, 'cause 'no ming bai', and one of the As is:

 

  1. [NSFW / Poop talk] Your worst laduzi experience ...

    answers.echinacities.com/question/nsfw-poop-talk-your...

    Oppan China Style LMBO. 55 min 41 sec ago. Report Abuse. icnif77: Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ... than in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me ...

I could say, Yahoo-gle now knows also ....

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I feel so vely famourse now wink

 

As for my reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAiiCe0MUCM Gangnam-style China shanzhai.

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You could also brush your ... (is it '-self' or 'ass'?) against the  tree  bark .

 

Old  -Scout  -School, ......... you know.

RandomGuy:

Oppan China Style LMBO

7 years 1 week ago
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icnif77:

Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ...surprise than one in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me... once.

7 years 1 week ago
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icnif77:

I Yahoo-gle your reply, 'cause 'no ming bai', and one of the As is:

 

  1. [NSFW / Poop talk] Your worst laduzi experience ...

    answers.echinacities.com/question/nsfw-poop-talk-your...

    Oppan China Style LMBO. 55 min 41 sec ago. Report Abuse. icnif77: Did you know nurtured tree bark is softer ... than in the wilderness-ss? ... one panda told me ...

I could say, Yahoo-gle now knows also ....

7 years 1 week ago
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RandomGuy:

I feel so vely famourse now wink

 

As for my reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAiiCe0MUCM Gangnam-style China shanzhai.

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