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I'd tell you but .... it's a secret.
raguvaran92:
oops! So I can assume, you gonna have a blasting holidays.
I'm going to Philippines. I have a date with sisters. I prefer cousins to sisters tho. One is cherry. I plan to climb a vulcano and have one jump in. I'll swim with dolphins too,, funny last time I was in that bay I saw a turd swim by.
raguvaran92:
Philippines is a good choice, both economically and for enjoying the beauty. Have a good time bro.
Visit the girlfriend's family and TRY not to make Adult Time with her in the ancestral home.
raguvaran92:
Lol! be careful, don't get nudge with chinese family. And also go through all etiquette before visiting them
ScotsAlan:
Hey, if there is no son yet you will probably be locked into the ancestral "son making room" and fed powdered stag antler tea. They won't unlock the traditional bike lock door restraint until the old granny is happy with the orientation of the planets and the colour of your urine.
Good luck dude.
The stars say it will be an April wedding