The place to ask China-related questions!
Beijing Shanghai Guangzhou Shenzhen Chengdu Xi'an Hangzhou Qingdao Dalian Suzhou Nanjing More Cities>>

Categories

Close
Welcome to eChinacities Answers! Please or register if you wish to join conversations or ask questions relating to life in China. For help, click here.
X

Verify email

Your verification code has been sent to:

Didn`t receive your code? Resend code

By continuing you agree to eChinacities's Privacy Policy .

Sign up with Google Sign up with Facebook
Sign up with Email Already have an account? .
Posts: 48

General

3
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
3

Q: What would happen if i told the Chinese schoo that I was a paranoid schizophrenic?

Lets say I told them I wil show them all the parents of their students. I will post records of it all over the school until they pay my salary. I bet they would not want the parents thinking they hired such a person to teach their children.

5 years 4 weeks ago in  Visa & Legalities - China

 
Highest Voted
Posts: 7204

Emperor

4
4
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

They start to call you Mr Putin

icnif77:

It's 'Vlad' ... Do you know Ruski? What is the meaning of name 'Vladimir'?

Name is consisted of three parts:

'Vlad' = rule, govern

'mir' = peace

'i' = and or 'und' in Germanic ... 

 

No, I don't speak Ruski ..., I just fancy Ruski tennis stars ... all females, 

 

Anna Kournikova. Maria Sharapova, Daria Gavrilova, ...

Have a look-i ...

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/russian-women-tennis-players.php

5 years 3 weeks ago
Report Abuse

Stiggs:

@Icnif... Anna is Russian? Didn't know that but then I don't follow tennis. Whatever her nationality is though....

5 years 3 weeks ago
Report Abuse

icnif77:

Anna Kournikova

Anna Sergeyevna Kournikova is a Russian former professional tennis player. Her appearance and celebrity status made her one of the best known tennis stars worldwide. At the peak of her fame, fans looking for images of Kournikova made her name one of the most common search strings on Google Search. More at Wikipedia 

Stiggs, withdraw your tongue back into ur bong ... 

5 years 3 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
5 years 3 weeks ago
 
Answers (5)
Comments (3)
Posts: 5321

Emperor

2
2
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

That's an extremely brilliant idea. I say go for it. 

 

Jia you bro

Report Abuse
5 years 4 weeks ago
 
Posts: 7204

Emperor

4
4
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

They start to call you Mr Putin

icnif77:

It's 'Vlad' ... Do you know Ruski? What is the meaning of name 'Vladimir'?

Name is consisted of three parts:

'Vlad' = rule, govern

'mir' = peace

'i' = and or 'und' in Germanic ... 

 

No, I don't speak Ruski ..., I just fancy Ruski tennis stars ... all females, 

 

Anna Kournikova. Maria Sharapova, Daria Gavrilova, ...

Have a look-i ...

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/russian-women-tennis-players.php

5 years 3 weeks ago
Report Abuse

Stiggs:

@Icnif... Anna is Russian? Didn't know that but then I don't follow tennis. Whatever her nationality is though....

5 years 3 weeks ago
Report Abuse

icnif77:

Anna Kournikova

Anna Sergeyevna Kournikova is a Russian former professional tennis player. Her appearance and celebrity status made her one of the best known tennis stars worldwide. At the peak of her fame, fans looking for images of Kournikova made her name one of the most common search strings on Google Search. More at Wikipedia 

Stiggs, withdraw your tongue back into ur bong ... 

5 years 3 weeks ago
Report Abuse
Report Abuse
5 years 3 weeks ago
 
Posts: 19814

Emperor

0
0
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

1,286.10 +10.30+0.81%GoldSilverUSD      United States DollarALL     Albanian LekozgkgozkgPrice of Gold 

 

Report Abuse
5 years 3 weeks ago
 
Posts: 72

General

2
2
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

You're just begging to be jailed and deported, aren't you?

Report Abuse
5 years 3 weeks ago
 
Posts: 1

General

2
2
You must be a registered user to vote!
You must be a registered user to vote!
0

Well, someone already gave you a job posting questions for ECC despite your mental problems, maybe it won't trouble your future employers.

Report Abuse
5 years 3 weeks ago
 
Know the answer ?
Please or register to post answer.

Report Abuse

Security Code: * Enter the text diplayed in the box below
Image CAPTCHA
Enter the characters shown in the image.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <img> <br> <p> <u>
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
  • Textual smileys will be replaced with graphical ones.

More information about formatting options

Forward Question

Answer of the DayMORE >>
A: I had a similar experience in HK. If I recall correctly, before or at
A:I had a similar experience in HK. If I recall correctly, before or at the Z visa application, I had to submit ME from the ordinary HK clinic, where I explained why I need ME and I asked them to examine only necessary things (I don't remember the cost ...), and then ... I got Z stamp and when back in China, I had to complete another RP ME, which was on the employer, i.e. included in the Contract ...We've never discussed refund of payment for HK ME with my employer. Year 2013 ...I'd say, that is a regular thingy embassies around the world require, before issuing visas for LT stay in the country. "Vladimir Vladimiro-Witch ras-Putin" (LOL@your pronunciation ..) demands the same thingy before granting LT stay in Ruski.  ... Haa, 2013 was the Snowden's year. I was in Kowloon at the time of his landing .. with all these files ... I'm-Still-in-LMAO-State ... Cost for the ME in HK was around HK$ 2000/200 EUR, and ME was kind of swift, quicker and way shorter than on the mainland ... -- icnif77