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Q: What's the best Joke you ever heard from a local?

I'm pretty drunk at this early hour.Honestly, Had a pretty tough day dealing with unprofessional and rather incompetent over paid staff.  Yes, another one of hated bad china days.

One of them was having a water cooler moment with his mates, I heard him saying He didn't see the point in taking a shower (even with the rising temperatures at this time of year) He concluded that " Chinese people don't smell ". I could not stop laughing my ass off for 5 mins

 

Here is another one from my female colleagues

"We follow confucian models to the letter"

last one from my Boss's wife

"Foreign men are too open on the other hand Chinese men are very faithful to their wives"

 

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Have you ever heard the joke about the Monkey King? They said the Monkey king was gay because he captured the 7 fairies in order to go after the peaches! (Drunk!

 

He he, I said: "peaches"!

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There are cookies, bookies and too many rookies for me to sit here trying to be a hooky! Looky Looky don't call me a wooky. Touchy Touchy Feely Feely Spicy Spicy Nicey Nicey & that's what the doctor Ordered!!

 
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Have you heard the one about Sparkey and the Monkey King? I believe that part about the fairies.

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Did you ever hear the one about Sparkey and the Monkey King, it's pretty fruity. 

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Did you hear the one about the Chinese Guy/Woman posts on a Expat web site and claims to be an American Airforce Veteran who teaches English to Beggars that live under the same bridge where it lives  that like sucking other Chinese women's toes after taking a dump in swimming pools and hot tubes has standing room only inside it's head.....................and it believes  that everybody does not know.

he F@cking hesurprise

GuilinRaf:

You mean the one who at the end giggles like a little girl ("he he I said x")?

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TedDBayer:

The one that does not give happy endings, like die ?

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