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Q: What's your favourite 'life in China' rant?
Mine is most definitely illogical business practices; the 'I'd rather have a dollar today than 10 tomorrow' stuff.
The "why lie pointlessly to me, when the truth is entirely fine" rant. I swear, some of the people I know here lie just to keep in practice.
Spitting & Staring
omg that noise they make makes me throw-up !! 
The "never tell you anything until the last possible moment and when they do, give you incomplete information."
The "C'mon, this is China" rant. When I hear this I have a pretty good idea what is about to follow....
1. ...We don't do that here
2. ...That is normal here
3. ...No why
4. ...Cheating is common
5. ...just face that building or those trees and do it.
6. ...don't help that guy
7. ...it's ok, throw it on the ground
8. ...is it delicious?
you get the idea
random women you do not know start yelling that you are the father or her unborn child. when you finale prove you are not the guy she was talking about. she blame you for the misunderstanding and smacks you before she runs off.
TedDBayer:
I can never decide if you are in China, been to China, are in the US and thinking about coming to China or locked up in a top security penitentiary, solitary confinement. When did a random Chinese woman accuse you of knocking her up, cause it hasn't happened to me? And I've been with a few random women.
GuilinRaf:
He lives in his own little world, switching between personalities and online identities. Kinda like Rod Sterling with "shrooms" in his smokes.....
Jíliú.hé:
i like Rod Serling great writer and man of his time.
rest in piece
(December 25, 1924 – June 28, 1975)
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