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Q: post your anonymous confessions

Half the time I use a squat-toilet, I miss.

I fake not knowing any Chinese just to hear what people say about me.

I feel self-conscious about eating with my fingers instead of spitting out the bones and shells like the locals.

now your turn....

11 years 47 weeks ago in General - China

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paulmartin

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Shifu

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I don't like America,and i don't know why,blame the bbc

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11 years 36 weeks ago

DaveP84

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I see dead people...

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11 years 36 weeks ago

danielmarino

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I insult everybody in my native language when I have a BCD.

Nessquick:

me too :-)

11 years 20 weeks ago

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GuilinRaf:

And you think the locals dont do the same to us...?

11 years 20 weeks ago

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11 years 36 weeks ago

JungleLife

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One time I took a shit in the women's restroom, and a woman was doing the same in the stall next to me.

The men's restroom only had one stall, and one local douche decided to spend his afternoon in there, so I couldn't wait any longer.

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11 years 36 weeks ago

JungleLife

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I caught 2 male teenage students dry humping in an empty office once. They were roughhousing, and then I guess it turned into one dry-humping the other.

GuilinRaf:

boy/girl?

Girl/boy?

boy/boy?

girl/girl?

DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 years 20 weeks ago

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JungleLife:

'2 male teenage students'

11 years 20 weeks ago

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11 years 36 weeks ago

99Silva

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I saw coins laying around an arcade and took them...ran off!

I laid a turd in a jacuzzi once only to watch three good looking young men step inside and watched the turd twirl around their legs as they were relaxing..

I'm not really from another galaxy although I have dreamt of traveling to a distant galaxy..

philbravery:

so do we so do we

11 years 20 weeks ago

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TedDBayer:

only a Chinese would do that.

11 years 20 weeks ago

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11 years 36 weeks ago

There are cookies, bookies and too many rookies for me to sit here trying to be a hooky! Looky Looky don't call me a wooky. Touchy Touchy Feely Feely Spicy Spicy Nicey Nicey & that's what the doctor Ordered!!

Fordicus

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I am a mean little man.

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11 years 36 weeks ago

Scandinavian

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I sometimes don't thumb down the resident wumao. I must work on this

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11 years 20 weeks ago

DaveP84

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Shifu

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Now I see Chinese people...

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11 years 20 weeks ago

Kaiwen

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I am some kind of deranged psychopath that has never flushed a baby down the toilet or dragged a dog behind a moving motor vehicle.

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11 years 20 weeks ago

GuilinRaf

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I really am a cow that drinks beer from a can with a straw....

GuilinRaf:

Actually, I am a bull who is transitioning into a cow.

The beer part was right.

Oh, and Sparky is really an ox.....

11 years 20 weeks ago

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11 years 20 weeks ago

Hulk

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I saw something really horrific a few days ago. So horrible, I've yet to tell anyone. I also try my damn hardest not to think about it. It was horrible...

GuilinRaf:

Sparky mostly naked, wearing only his "Air Force" socks?

11 years 20 weeks ago

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Hulk:

Worse..,...................

11 years 20 weeks ago

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11 years 20 weeks ago

99Silva

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"I took the cookie from the cookie jar and forgot to close the lid."

"I cheated in school(highschool) and got away with it on several occasions".

"I decided to practice my aim once and spat some 100 feet in the air down below and

hit my target in the forehead as they were looking up towards the sky"!

He he, I said: "sky"!

TedDBayer:

first you turd a hot tub, now you spit on someones head, you sick puppy

11 years 20 weeks ago

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philbravery:

No Ted Just Chinese

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