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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: What are some good Chinese one liners?
I'm looking for some one liners in Pinyin. Can anyone add any??
11 years 33 weeks ago in Relationships - China
Oh I see what you've done ___ ___ ok the jokes on you! I've lost my key did you see them?
TedDBayer:
any frigging dumb mindless answer for a point? whats your point dumbass?
981977405:
What's with all of these really crass personal attacks going on around here again?
TedDBayer:
@ 981, he posts 3 non China related question everyday and answers almost every post including his own with mindless, pointless, meaningless, unrelated answers. This was his one liner? My guess is this person wants points for some strange reason.
981977405:
Re Bayer, it's a bit like the Spanish saying, at least for you and Mattaya, in terms of the crow calling the raven black.
OldMajor:
I dont understand what this guy mattaya has said wrong to insult Mr Bear? Seems a bit like victimization to me?
TedDBayer:
His constant dumb ass answers, this was a one liner? he does make insulting comments, Are you some of his multi IDs that you stand up for him?
philbravery:
Ted
Didn't you get the memo?
They are all the same person just different and I mean very different personalities
I got to admit it is funny watching you be outnumbered by just one person
it begs the question
Which one of us is more Nuts?
TedDBayer:
Can't think of anything funny to say, I might as well vent. I think so too, wonder how many IDs he has?
Re Bayer and some of the comments above, how about this one-liner?
此地无银三百两
TedDBayer:
I can't stand M, true but I'm not alone, I post mostly to be funny. 把它贴在那里太阳不亮。
Here's one, told to me in a restaurant recently: "Customer service is our top priority."
What do you call a fat Chinaman?,,, A Chunk.
Why is there no Disneyland in China?......No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
If you see somebody you know in the bathroom
you ask them if they have eaten
What song did Chairman Mao like singing to his girlfriends?
"You're more than a number in my little red book".