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Q: What gets Chinese excited?
My suggestions:
Recall of Toyotas
Certain islands
Foreigners behaving badly
Dalai L....
Instant 'Kama Sutra'....
Tip: Google Kama Sutra 
free food.
actually, free anything
ScotsAlan:
Yup. I know people who spend 2 RMB each way to take a bus to a specific bank, just to avoid paying a 5RMB fee for making a withdrawal from a branch of a different bank on their doorstep.
expatlife26:
yeah just free anything, whether they need it or not. I think a lot of that is that they want to resell it.
My folks always told me that free stuff should be reserved for the people that need it most. Like if there's a free razor giveaway, save those for the people who struggle to afford razors...not you so you can buy something extra.
Money. Money turns them on super fast. Everything they touch is about money.
Money. Booze. Women. Men playing with women. Foreigners playing with Chinese women. Taiwan. Xinjiang. Tibet. Tiananmen. Blocked websites. Deng Xiaoping. Hot pot. AV. Da fei Ji. Gaokao. Japan.
In summation: TONS OF STUFF!!
Chinese university students:
a. the mere mention of kissing the opposite sex (giggle, giggle)
b. the opportunity to sleep
c. computer games
Any foreigner that agrees to have their photo taken with the said Chinese.
Winning two or five rmb on the scratch section of a "fapiao".
Getting to the next level of any computer game.
Tadpoles in the pond near to my apartment.
China being good at absolutely anything on the world stage.
Going back to their "hometown" and family reunions.
Foreigners having heard about their home-province or even better home town.
Money. Car. Apartment. New IPhone X. Having money to buy a car. Having money to buy an apartment. Having money to buy two apartments. Marriage. Having money to marry. Having a kid. Having money to have a kid. Having money to buy an apartment for the kid. New Samsung Y.
In addition to.other suggestions, I'd have to add any kind of.argument.or disruption to.the list. China.is.boring, let's face.it. There's nothing.to.do.and.if.there is then.it.is.overpriced and.subpar and.overcrowded. When an.argument.or fight.breaks out, everybody stops what they are doing and goes to 围观 ie surround the scene in a circle, annoyingly watching it.unfold. So, yeah, Chinese.people.love any kind of disruption.
The prospect you will help them leave China 
(sad but true)
I yesterday drove according to the rules and regulations, as a guy with strangely colored hair didn't do so, he got pretty excited. I rolled down my tints and heard him out, when I told him "I have right of way" he said "Fuck You" (sorry about the language but for accurate description of events the F word is needed)
Actually he was so exited that he boxed me in at the following bus stop and I think he was discussing with his equally gay looking friends if they should get out of the car.
Who drives a shit brown Caddy, seriously ?
coineineagh:
But the cowards didn't get out. 4-to-1 odds are still not enough to overpower a foreigner! Be careful out there, kids: Don't get cornered by zombies. You can handle 5, but 20 will try to eat your brains.
TonyMiddle:
do not be furious,that kinds of rascal are ignored by people besides themselves,do not waste energe for them,smile and retreat..
Scandinavian:
@coin. I was mostly thinking of putting my vehicle in reverse rather than any confrontation....
we are excited with ....which is a large social subject..for different ones who have different excitment...i am excited that i wanna leave here...
One square metre in which they can deposit their best hark hark hark effort. You know the sound.....and it makes you sick...yep. But for Chinese people it's cool. Golly up the best you can and deposit it right there on the ground in front of everybody. Doesn't matter because no one cares. The best place is where everybody has to walk, for example a gate, or a narrow entrance to another pathway. Sometimes it's an elevator. I'm sure that the filthy grubs who do this are excited to be free of any rational thought processes.
