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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: What would your bumper sticker say?
...if you had a car in the Middle Kingdom.
"Honk if you have a small penis" ?
check my avatar for the answer
and change your question to
if had a car in China LOL
Some suggestions for Chinese bumper stickers...
"If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk! Really!!!!"
"Kiss My Big White Plate!!!!"
"If You Can Read This, You're More Literate Than 90% Of The Population!"
"I Brake Because I Don't Know The Difference Between The Pedals!"
'I swerve and hit people at random.' Either that or one on the back of my e-bike saying 'Back off. Baby in top-box.'
Here are some more suggestions:
"If you can read this you're too close"
"Smile if you're Gay"
"Read this: 8===D(ummy), Quit sticking your junk up where it doesn't belong!"
"To all you virgins out there...thanks for nothing"
So many pedestrians, so little time.
I have the body of a God,,,, Budda.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
My other ride is your Mom.
Wo is me.