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Sign up with Google Sign up with FacebookQ: what's your favorite Christmas song?
My favorite Christmas song would be Last Christmas by Wham.I enjoy it so much everytime I hear,It's just awesome.
Merry Christmas to everyone and Hope you guys have a wonderful holiday.
11 years 25 weeks ago in Arts & Entertainment - China
Marshmellow World by Dean Martin
The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
Queen Bhoemian Rhapsody, but if you insist on a Christmassy tune, then Fairytale of New York The Pogues featuring Kirsty McCall
six white boomers yes it is a Christmas song
nevermind:
Is that shit for real? Cause I heard it in Canada as a kid, but Aussies I've met deny it exists.
What was that crude Christmas song by an Australian comic, the main line was:
"Santa Claus you fu****ng c**t, where's me f***ing bike"
Edit: Found it the Australian comic that penned that awesome tune was Kevin Bloody Wilson.
Jingle Bell Rock, or that Eagles Christmas song, or maybe Ray Davie's Father Christmas.
Wham vs. Psy - Last Christmas, Gangnam Style
Chris Rea - Driving Home for Xmas
Dean Martin - Let it snow
The Muppets - Joy to the world
Jimmy Buffett: Ho Ho Ho, and a Bottle of Rum
Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near
He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years
He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns
He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun
He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow
Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows
Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams
A break from his wife, his half frozen life
the elves and that damn reindeer team
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Santa's run off to the Caribbean
He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good
He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood
Just for the weekend he'd like to be Peter Pan
Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand
Chorus:
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Santa's run off to the Caribbean
Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Santa's run off to the Caribbean
A week in the tropics and he'll be all right
Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight
(over the drums)
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
Amazing Grace - Elvis
diverdude1:
I'll concede that point. However, I feel you would agree with me that it is certainly a fitting song to be sung to celebrate the birthday of Our Lord, Jesus Christ.
I am curious how non-Christians feel about this song. I suppose that most anyone would find it powerfully moving, but, saying that, I also feel like to appreciate it fully one must have a fundamental bond with the English language.
Anyway, thank you Elvis. RIP
Home for the Holidays ---Perry Como
Happy Christmas ----------John and Yoko
‘Twas the night before Christmas - old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list,
Miserable brats, ungrateful jerks,
I’ve a good mind to scrap the whole damn works.
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
My old lady bitches ‘cos I work late at night,
The elves want more money and the reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed up the maids,
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things might get better,
Those assholes from ATO sent me a letter.
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny;
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money?
And the children these days - they all are the pits
Ask the impossible, the mean little shits.
Spent a whole year makin’ wagons and sleds,
Assembling their dolls - arms, legs and heads.
Made lots of yo yos, but no-one wants them,
Just computers and robots – like I'm IBM?
If you think all that's bad, just picture this:
Try holding those brats, their pants smell of piss
They pull on my nose, they grab at my beard,
And if I don't smile, their mums think I'm weird.
Here I’m flyin’ along, dodging the trees,
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quitting this job, there's just no enjoyment.
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
So Christmas is OFF - now you know the reason.
Found me a blonde; I'm going SOUTH for the season!
I'll laze in the sun, then into bed I’ll be tucked
And those snotty-nosed brats … can go and get f…ed.
White Christmas for its sentimental value, despite Bing Crosby being a bastard. Close second is a Fairytale of New York by the Pogues and what's her face.