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Q: Where in Beijing can I get my ears massaged while a soccer mum watches?

 

Perhaps today's most prolific spammer can help me.

 

Other people are of course welcome to respond. But sensible replies only. No funny business.

 

11 years 13 weeks ago in  Lifestyle - Beijing

 
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I am afraid the place I know of only has soccer dads watching.

Samsara:

Tried that once. They keep yelling encouragement from the sidelines. So creepy.

 

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Couldn't you just yank your own ears ? 

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While a soccer mum watches?

 

Do you take me for a pervert or something?

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Don't you know? Massage girls/ KTV girls will provide any service you desire as long as the price is right. That particular service costs 2351rmb. Steep but they provide the soccer mom and they rub your ears until you 'finish'.

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Where in Beijing can i find a place that will change my boys' poopy diapers while I watch TV? no massaging of boys, dad or poopy diapers necessary. oh, and it better not be that massage place. i don't want such shameless characters anywhere near my boys. come to think of it, maybe it's better if i just do it myself.

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