dont you dare call me a grownup. 

You must be new to the Internet.

Trying to fit in, only in China emotional defensive reactions and cursing at people are considered adult behaviors, in the rest of the world it's usually associated with 12 years old kids.

Yeah, me too! I'm waiting for puter to up-load Dr.'s new clip. OK!

However, I didn't know 'car can be gay?'. How that works out?

Who's the 2nd 'part'? I'm thinking, it can be either 'gas' (as 'put-in') or 'battery' (as 'get-out-electricity')?

Visa entry level standards have been incredibly low here until mid-2012, that's not to say the new criteria is smart, by any means. As a result, a lot of older expats in China are the "school of life" types who'll bore you shitless if you're foolish enough to stroll into a pub and sit down next to one.

Try posting a question asking for information and having some thick yob hurl a bunch of invective at you. What would you say back? I know you're not supposed to wrestle with a pig, but not wrestling in the case of this one particular person would be an insult to pigs.

Also, echinacities is a very bad website which is steadily trundling downhill. If you try to elevate the discourse, you'll be censured and told this is where you bitch about being cut off in traffic or nearly having your eye poked out by an umbrella when a mob push to get on the bus. Why you'd want to write about that on a website ad nauseum besides do practically anything else to make you forget you live in such an uncivilized shithole is beyond me.

China is a smoking ball of shit filled with crass, classless wankers and I can't wait to leave so if someone pisses me off, they're going to get put in their place. Certain people need to because it seems many expats are just as crappy at evaluating character as Chinese folks are.

Seriously, if a middle-aged semi-literate yobbo's musings sound profound to you, then you've got no business calling other people unsophisticated.

Because fuck you. That's why.

Because we are five years old and we are happy to play in our kindergarden.Why would us care how the adults think?

This country brings out the best in people.

The complete honesty and trustworthiness.

The abundantly well-mannered and mature citizens.

The highly intelligent and superbly observant pedestrians and chauffeurs.

The completely transparent and noble actions of the illustrious government officials.

Wait... where am I? Oh shit.

Oh you poor baby. I'm sure we'll get to talking to what you want us to talk about right away. Don't you worry your poor little head.

I'm so insulted. Who here thinks I'm a grownup???

make the nasty men go away!

Grow an effing pair!

It's because you play with yourself at night.