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Q: Why do I think that Chinese massages are torture rituals?
Every time I get a massage here I go in hoping that this time will be less painful and that I'll actually feel better afterwards. But I never do. Instead, I lie on the table grinding my teeth together trying not to scream and afterwards I feel aches and pains shooting through my body for about a week.
10 years 47 weeks ago in Health & Safety - China
so there is no Happy Ending to your story?
Because they are.
I got one once, felt like I had paid for someone to beat the crap out of me for 30 minutes.
Get the oil massage. It is quite soothing, none of that "digging" into the flesh. And , when they use the towel to dry off the oil, ...... hmmmmmmmm...... nice.......
The others are just painful.
Double post.
Sorry!!!!!
GuilinRaf:
SOrry Ted, you are right!
OKAY, so, since I accidentally posted twice, why not take advantage of this fortuitous event and check out
SEX IN CHINA ON A 30 DAY VISA!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil will be very grateful to you, and while he wont give you a jacket or a matchstick, he will have a nice happy feeling in his heart, which should make us all feel rightT
philbravery:
Thanks Guys
I couldn't have got this far without you and the others who regularly view it
GuilinRaf:
My pleasure! Kinda helps set off some of the negativity that sometimes creeps into this site!