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Q: So you got trapped into going to a music hall?
AHHHH Karaoke the number 1 thing at the bottom of the Chinese social chain
for most of us.
However if you got tapped in the Music Hall (tied up kicking and screaming and drunk )
what songs do you want to hear and attempt to sing along too?
maybe a bit of AC/DC, Kiss, Steve Earl or for the Canadians Doug and the Slugs
See, that's when you start a big fight to get everyone kicked out of the KTV.
Because fuck them.
Sean Paul. Butcher the Jamaican English lyrics with your pale white pronunciation. Not that they'd notice.
"I think, you are sing song is Africa?"
They won't let you choose songs again. And you're free to go.
Try rap. And turn down the music. Even the chinese will feel akward. You are now free.
Heavy Metal, it scares them.
They pee their pants and then have to run home.
Try some Cannibal Corpse, like "Hammer Smashed Face" or "Five Nails Through The Neck".
Either that, or the song "Yellow Fever" by Bloodhound Gang.
Since its nearly the weekend I thought this one might be interesting.
FYI the next new post in tje series will be posted on Sunday night
