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Q: Who smells of animal?

Come on!  Who did it?!

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Being an IT genius, I think I can deduce that it must be yourself. I base this on the fact that most computers only provide auditory and visual inputs/outputs and the old olfactory senses have been neglected. 

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Usually is: 'He who smelled it (first), expelled it!'

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           'He who Smelt it, Dealt it'

 

 

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I smell of liquidus amberis alcholis...... beer monster wink.

 

Nah, only joking. Even the local bar is closed tonight.

 

Goodness me. CNY is boring.

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'He who denied it, supplied it.'

 

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He who asked, basked.

…in the sun

…like an animal?

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Being an IT genius, I think I can deduce that it must be yourself. I base this on the fact that most computers only provide auditory and visual inputs/outputs and the old olfactory senses have been neglected. 

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He who did the rhyme did the crime.

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